Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death

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College Basketball Coaches are Turning into Circus Clowns!

During television coverage of college basketball games basketball some coaches seem to turn into clowns. 

Albeit they do not have painted faces or floppy shoes, they sprint up and down the sidelines yelling and screaming trying to motivate their players as if they were in the second ring of the big top with their behinds on fire.

Basketball rules define a coaching box, yet coaches seldom remain in it, especially when they want to berate an official, or try to get the next call by pleading their case. Maybe they should get a big horn and sound it when they think they have been cheated, or maybe they could squirt water from a flower that they are wearing on their lapel to get the officials attention. You might consider a hand puppet for effect.

The biggest violators are Dwight Schrute’s evil twin Tom Crean of Indiana, Michigan State’s human koala bear Tom Izzo, UConn’s Kevin Ollie, the petulant little boy from Louisville Rick Pitino, and sadly the worst is Marquette’s bald as a baby Buzz Williams.

Gents, do your teaching and motivating at practice so you can and sit down and enjoy the game. Please sit down so we can enjoy the game.

Your pathetic insincere tantrums are getting old and worn out just like the sawdust on the circus tent’s floor.

NFL RefGate

Officials/Umpires do not enter the field planning on doing a bad job.
They have feelings and emotions.
They know when they have done a good job or not so good job.

NFL officials, whether regular or replacement, are nothing more than the robots of the NFL.

The NFL has no plan to solve this matter as people are now watching to see the train wreck.
Why would the money eating monster replace their best ring in the circus?
The replacements are walking the tightrope with out a net and when one falls there are another one-hundred standing in line to take the job, and the NFL knows it and embraces it.

Egos, Egos, Egos - Pigs Get Fat, Hogs Get Slaughtered

With Tiger Woods dumping long time caddy Steve Williams it reminds me of a former business partner and current MLB umpire that has alienated his friends, colleagues, and family through his actions and indiscretions.

It must be hell to be so good.

U.S. Golfers Better Remove Their Heads From Their Rectums

Top 10 in Masters currently has only 4 Yanks!

Are we losing this battleground as well?